How Israel covers for global human rights abuses

I have just had an encouraging conference call with General Than Shwe of Myanmar (formerly Burma), President Hu Jintao of China, Uzbekistan's Dilorom Tashmuhammedova, as well as a host of other nations often mentioned in articles by that pesky bourgeois group, Amnesty International. They all wished me to convey their heartfelt thanks to the State of Israel for keeping the media and international community's attention away from them. They all feel secure in the knowledge that they can torture, rape and massacre as many of their citizens as they like, knowing full-well that nobody will question these actions as long as it isn't allegedly done by an Israeli or a Jew. Some of them have even implemented code names for their agents such as Mendel Cohen, Solly Rabinowitz and Chaim Goldsmith, should the you-know-what ever hit the you-know-where. This would give them some sort of plausible deniability and prove once again the extent of the Zionist conspiracy, if the media did indeed look beyond the River Jordan. I reminded them that without Israel, the world would surely get bored and come looking for new attrocities to focus on, to which they assured me of their ongoing support for the existence of the State of Israel.