Wednesday, June 17, 2009

The Hidden Paw


It is important for us conspirators to stick together, hence the word "conspiracy". In recognition of this fact, I would like to draw your attention to a brand new blog site or rather clog site which documents the inner workings of the most heinous cabal through the medium of cartoons. These conspirators are, of course, teddy bears, who like the Jews have long sought to undermine the socioeconomic fabric of the civilized world. Read The Hidden Paw to expose them.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Valentines Day is a Zionist Conspiracy

According to the translation of Indonessian blogger, Patung at "www.indonessiamatters.com"- Buya Mas’oed Abidin, the chairman of the West Sumatra branch of the Indonesian Clerics’ Council complained on 12th February that the celebration of Valentine’s Day is a "capitalist-Jewish conspiracy". Hotels and resturaunts in certain districts have been forbidden from offering Valaentine's Day specials, and schools have been ordered to direct their students to mosques on 14th February to hear specially prepared sermons on modesty and abstinance.
Although Buya has failed to notice that a "Saint" of any sort is usually of a Catholic or Orthodox background, we need to focus on the impact that this might have on Jewish businesses in Western Sumatra. I am not sure how many Kosher deli's or wholesale retailers can be found in the Indonessian jungle along with the Orangutans and other creatures, but clearly their numbers are sufficient to raise fear among the Muslim leadership.
I have asked our librarian at JewWatch to find out whether St. Valentine was in fact a Member of the Tribe. From what I can tell, although we would be happy to take credit for this day of hearts and flowers, it may be one that lies entirely on the shoulders of the opposition. If this is indeed the case, I wonder if our Sumatran Tiger would be willing to change its stipes.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Secret of the Starbucks Logo


Egyptian cleric, Safwat Higazi, has discovered the secret of the Starbucks logo:

The girl in the Starbucks logo is Queen Esther. Do you know who Queen Esther was and what the crown on her head means? This is the crown of the Persian kingdom. This queen is the queen of the Jews. She is mentioned in the Torah, in the Book of Esther. The girl you see is Esther, the queen of the Jews in Persia.
Can you believe that in Mecca, Al-Madina, Cairo, Damascus, Kuwait, and all over the Islamic world there hangs the picture of beautiful Queen Esther, with a crown on her head, and we buy her products?
We want Starbucks to be shut down throughout the Arab and Islamic world. It is inconceivable that in Mecca and Al-Madina, there will be a picture of Queen Esther, the queen of the Jews.
Oh well! Like the Da Vinci Code, the Starbucks Code has at last been cracked. Well done, Sheik Higazi. Dan Brown will no doubt write a book about you.

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Great Elder of Zion T-Shirt



I came across this great T-Shirt on Red Bubble . I just had to share it.

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Why they will never destroy us


The adjacent photograph was taken at a recent anti-war rally in London. It now seems that the derivatives of oranges and apples are also targets of Muslim anti-Semitism.

Sunday, December 7, 2008

Mumbai Terrorism and the Hindu Zionists

Pakistani security analyst, Zaid Hamid, in an effort to deflect blame away from Pakistan for their part in the Mumbai terrorist attacks has claimed in an interview on Pakistan's News One television channel that the attacks were instead carried out by both Western and "Hindu Zionists". Hamid stated:

"We have no doubt this was a joint plan by Israelis, Americans and Indians – in other words, this was a joint plan by Western Zionists and Hindu Zionists; in it Israelis are directly involved, there is involvement of Mossad. The details that are coming up – see, if you look at the images, the terrorist they are showing firing in the hotel with machine gun in his hand, he has tied in his hand a saffron band of Hindu Zionists; Muslims do not wear this type of band – their faces are like Hindus, the language in which they are speaking, this language no Pakistani uses."

So now we have a group of Hindu Zionists identified by the wearing of a saffron band (Note: not the blue and white of the Israeli flag). For all those years, India, as leader of the Non-Aligned Movement was showing support for Palestinian interests in the United Nations and now we discover that they're really a group of Jew loving Zionists. What would Herzl think? I think we need to open up an office for the Elders of Zion in New Delhi right away.

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Super Rats bred to target Arabs

The Palestinian newspapers, Al-Ayyam (17/07/2008) and Al-Hayat Al-Jadida (18/07/2008), have uncovered another Israeli conspiracy to breed genetically enhanced species of super rats designed to torment Palestinians and drive them out of the Old City of Jerusalem. Al-Hayat Al-Jadida, claims:

"all efforts to counter this infestation have failed, especially since cats run away from these rats because of their size and ferocity... All of the conventional efforts to kill them have not succeeded, because they seem to be immune to poison and they breed in the sewers. It is known that this female rat gives birth seven times a year, each time giving birth to 20 babies; which compels Jerusalem's [Arabs] today to face the dangers of settlement and the infestation of rats."

The selective targeting of these rats was further exposed by Al-Ayyam who reveal how, "Large numbers of settlers have been bringing huge cages full of rats and releasing them onto the streets and alleys of the Old City in order to turn the residents' life into a living hell, forcing then to leave."

Israeli scientists have been unwilling to share their secrets on how they have bred this species of rat which are larger, more aggressive, more fertile, immune to poison, and unafraid of cats. What's more intriguing is their ability to train these animals to selectively target Jerusalem's Arab population and ignore its Jewish one.

Similar plots were of course exposed in the 1930's, with obsesive, German zoologists writing a series of papers on phenomena such as, "The Elephant and the Jewish Problem", or "Nocturnal birdlife and the challenge of Jewish ornothological control". 'The truth will out' they say, and indeed it has.