A furore has broken out over Swedish journalist, Donald Bostrom’s accusation in the newspaper Aftonbladet claiming that the Israeli Defense Forces harvest organs from dead Palestinians for sale on the black market. Bostrom, however, appears to have got his facts wrong. The Israeli Defense Forces in fact harvest the organs of dead Swedes utilising every useful element except for the brain.
If the discovery of our sexually-enhanced chewing gum wasn’t enough, Muslim organisations like Hamas have now discovered the secret machinations behind our brand of soft drinks. We clearly have our work cut out for us. I'm thinking flaming gum balls that literally explode in your mouth.
This is an unedited transcript from Al-Arabiya News Network relating to the discovery of our attempt to boost Gazan sex-drives with chewing gum.
Hamas suspects that Israeli intelligence services are supplying its Gaza Strip stronghold with chewing gum that boosts the sex drive in order to "corrupt the young," an official said on Tuesday.
"We have discovered two types of stimulants that were introduced into the Gaza Strip from Israeli border crossings," Hamas police spokesman Islam Shahwan told AFP.
"The first type is presented in the form of chewing gum and the second in the form of drops," he said.
"The intelligence services are aiming to corrupt the young generation by distributing these products among students," Hamas police spokesman Islam Shahwan.
The Islamist movement that has run the densely populated and impoverished Palestinian territory for the past two years said it has detained members of a gang that helped to bring in the products.
"They admitted during the investigation they were linked to the Zionist intelligence services," he said.
One suspect said he had received the products from an Israeli intelligence officer at a cut-rate price "with the officer saying they did not want money, but to distribute the products among the young people of Gaza," Shahwan said.
"The intelligence services are aiming to corrupt the young generation by distributing these products among students."
The story came to light after a Palestinian man filed a complaint that his daughter had experienced "dubious side effects" after chewing the offending gum, Israeli media reported.
The Israeli military declined to comment officially on the allegations, which one military source termed "absurd."
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