Patenting Anti-Semitism

We have just developed the greatest intellectual property idea of the Twenty-First Century. We have decided to copyright all forms of terminology which blames Israel or the Jews. That way we will earn a dollar worth of royalties every time the statement, "It’s all Israel’s fault”, or the like appears in print or electronic format.

Variations would of course be covered, and include: “It’s all the Jews’ fault”, “It’s a Jewish conspiracy”, “It’s a Zionist conspiracy”, as well as any superlatives such as, “It’s all the dirty Jews’ fault”, “It’s all the greedy Jews’ fault”, etc., etc. Our Research Department is currently compiling a database with thousands of variations in all the major languages, including English, Spanish, Russian, German and Arabic. French, of course, appears to be taking the longest to compile.

I can’t wait to watch the money rolling in.